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Grand Pigeon's Duty Download Utorrent Xbox 360

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  • Sep 3, 2019
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About This Game In the near future people decided to abandon human organs and replace them with innovative petrol implants that allow to prolong life. Almost all food businesses were ruined or converted into refueling.Due to lack of organic food pets were on the verge of extinction. Worst of all had birds that were unable to adapt to new conditions of life without human food.Pigeons organized resistance, which aims to attract people's attention to the problem of hunger and restore bakery companies for their bait.Pigeon John decides to help urban birds with his unusual disease of the digestive system.Features Short interesting story Strange funny pigeons The various game mechanics (yep, a bird defecation - just the beginning) Multiple endings Trading Cards Achievements 7aa9394dea Title: Grand Pigeon's DutyGenre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, Simulation, StrategyDeveloper:WolfgangIsPublisher:WolfgangIsRelease Date: 5 Aug, 2016 Grand Pigeon's Duty Download Utorrent Xbox 360 This one.What the hell did I play?Very weird game, indeed, but, for some reason I liked it.The funniest thing is that, for a game where you have to poop on people's heads (which is not easy as it sounds), well, heck, there are more dialogue lines than a Kojima's game! Maybe it's a bit frustrating and redundant but it can donate a right amount of challenge and entertainment.[ 60 \/ 100 ]https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ILvV04qVKos here's a review (english subtitles). Who knew a modern Potty Pigeon would have a politically charged storyline with multiple branches that dealt with classism and the crushing realities of a greed focused society.Also you get to poop on people.(not so wild about that because it's really tricky once wind gets introduced, but you can figure out a rhythm eventually). Not a very good game. It's cheap, it's full of memes, it's simple and frustrating and boring.All you do is push left and right to move the bird left and right. It's simple, no physics, left and right. And you push a button to fire, which goes diagonally left or diagonally right depending on the wind. You have a quota of walking people and stationary vehicles to crap on. You also have a very limited amount of poo. And if you miss, or hit the wrong things so you can't win a level, the game doesn't tell you you're in an unwinnable situation, it waits until you've used up all your bullets then tells you. Also it doesn't show you what your quota is on-screen so you can count them off.So it's frustrating. And simple. And not very good.Do yourself a favour and find a C64 emulator and a copy of Potty Pigeon. It was a much better game. It's probably 30 years old now, but was a much better, much more featureful, arcade game than this. The music was better too.This game... I have limited ammo and I don't give enough \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 to carry on playing.. Fun little game, nothing crazy here but it's well worth the price. I got about 3 hours of fun out of it for the price of a burger. A burger is like 3 minutes of enjoyment. Ergo, buy it, worse case scenario you wasted a couple bucks.. ... tough call. Do you like quirky indie games? Is the price under a dollar? If so, then mayyybe. The gameplay is pressing spacebar to hit targets, but there is a odd little story and it does run well on ubuntu linux. This lone wolf developer took his work seriously, and I appreciate those efforts, in these light-hearted games. I think the steam store screenshots tell the whole story, so take a look, before purchasing.. It's basically a game where you feel like you're playing a GameBoy in your childhood days. I was gonna quit right after seeing the text quality and all but I decided to stay for awhile to try the gameplay and it was somehow fun. I'd say timing is the key in this game.. I really wanted to like this game. It's silly, it has a Tommy Wiseau pigeon, and it costs $1. But some things are just broken.The entire game consists of flying left or right and pressing space to poop on things. Sometimes the things move, and sometimes there is wind, so your poop moves. The dialogue between levels is in broken English that is usually understandable if you take an extra second or two. All of that is fine. It's funny, simple, and endearing.The problem is the one difficulty mechanic (admittedly I didn't get very far) is wind. Wind makes your poop move, and wind changes direction, except it doesn't. Currently there's a wind indicator that shows you whether wind is blowing left or right. Wind always blows right, even if the indicator says it's blowing left.Also apparently it's just a browser game, because every time I hit F12 to take a screenshot (the default keybind in Steam) a Chrome debugger window pops up over the game.On one hand it's $1 and it's entertaining enough that I kind of don't care. On the other hand I just paid $1 for a browser game with one mechanic that doesn't even work.. It's cute and funny. The art is great and the broken English is endearing. The 2nd or 3rd level after the tutorial the difficulty spikes and it becomes all but impossible.The problem is that the game wants perfection while having random failure coded into it. You're given very little room for error (12 bullets for 10 targets, for example - oh but there's a sob story about a little baby squab starving so actually it's 10 bullets for 10 targets). You are a moving object (a pigeon) trying to hit moving objects (people), Your bullets (poos) are affected by wind, which blows either left or right (you're told which direction at least). The degree to which your bullets are affected by wind is based on the direction your pigeon is flying, and the poo's own weight - heavy poos fall faster and are pushed by wind less, while little poos fly all over the place. The problem is that the weight of a poop is completely random and unknowable to the player, so ultimately whether a shot hit or misses comes down to luck. You can try to mitigate the RNG in various ways, like lining up your shots perfectly, or trying to aim for "clumps" of pedestrians in the hope a randomly heavy poop will hit someone you weren't aiming for, but ultimately it stopped being fun the 50th time I had to reload a level becuase a shot was randomly a different weight and went flying off in a direction I wasn't aiming.If the game were more forgiving with ammo, or more consistent with firing, I'd have recommended it. As it is, I ragequit after about 25 minutes (steam didn't record my playtime for some reason?). It's worth a buck for the story and art alone, but the gameplay stops being fun very quickly.. This game is great on many levels, if you think that this is another pooping simulator, no it's not, there is a deep plot (and memes):+Visuals: Simple pixel art, nothing special, but nothing bad as well.+-Sound: 8-bit music tracks, I like some of them, but some of them making me nervous for no reason so it's a +-. Sound effects are okay.+Gameplay: Ok so first of all this game has a nonlinear structure with multiple endings. You face the story of pigeons hard times, full of various memes with a Russian flavoring on top. Hard difficulty is hard because of the random winds, normal difficulty is still hard but beatable comparing to the hard one. Anyway, this game is pretty challenging.+Steamcards - make the game nearly free to play if you take into account the low price.+Steam achievements.-Game bugs here and there and you see the developers fixing their game at least twice a day with all those patches, I guess it's the early release problems, which will be gone later.Tl:DR - it is a good buy, the game is cheap, challenging and has a nice story.

 
 
 

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